Sperm Bank Heist - A Dirty Joke

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

You

How do i explain the way i feel
Would u understand?
My feelings for u
Would u believe
How i crave your touch
The softness of your lips
The time u take
When your eyes meeting me
The hunger for u is so deep
The ocean is shallow
The fire that burns within me
Hell couldnt tame
So to say i want u
Is an understatement
My heart aches bcoz of u

The Answer

I'm starting to see how i'm hurting you and each day i do adds up slowly.Everytime i hurt you it feels like i'm caught up in a strong current again.My emotions were played with at times.Those feelings were unanimously discarded.Who's getting left behind? You are not the only one caught in between truth and lies.A sweet sound ends in fleeting pleasure.Then starts over again.Morphing into something new and intoxicating.Into a clear bright tomorrow.Hope is swallowed up as time goes by.Our memory's ashes will be scattered and forgotten. So what can i count on? The warmth i feel in your body's The Answer.

Another Chance

I love you and that is true, no one know how much i long for you. Each day i dream that you are near just a glance away...

Another chance that's all i ask, to hold you close and hope for the moment to last.

I'd give my all to see and touch your face, memories each angle to have something to rekindle.

Your my dream come true and i'll give my life for you, i'll protect you make sure that no one can ever hurt you.

I'll ask all the angels to guide you, i'll always love you and no one will take your place.

Looking up to the sky, for each time a star sparkles i'll know its you smiling from above.

I miss you Keng Eileen so bad...

The Serenity Prayer

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next.
Amen.

--Reinhold Niebuhr

I'm So

I'm so into her,
I'm so obsessed of her,
I'm so in love with her,
I'm so being blue over her,
I'm so in desire to want her,

My heart, however still remained yours.

Breathe

not again
my girl for the fourth time
let me make it very clear to you
your very dear to me
and honor of me
share to you
me not unfair to you
who would u want
for real you make me know and
i will be there for you
but me know im not a fear to you
stand up like a man and not be there cuz i care for you
long time tellin you
no other girl can compare to you
woman if you leave me now,
im gonna shed a lotta tears for you
say you want to breathe
im still not im exhalin'
say you want to leave cuz this relationship failin'
aint nobody say that it would be smooth sailin'
girl i wana know why your bailin'